tap list

chuck lobsterman
you can't un-fry things. you can't be something you're not. copper lager.  6.6% abv

hONEES HONEES
FEELINGSMAN IS GONNA HIT YOU RIGHT IN THE BREADBOX WITH THIS CULT FAVORITE. PEANUT BUTTER AND HONEY ALE WITH LACTOSE. 5.6% abv

big jilm
in order to keep the boognish close to thine heart, drink this toasty ale for a start. northern english-style brown ale. 5.1% abv

mr. x!
we just woke up from a nap, it's a little dark, but are you silly? we're still gonna send it!. english-style pale ale. 5.6% abv

bees?!?
jerry seinfeld may or may not be lurking around the brewery. stop by and perchance spot him by the dumpsters! pale ale w/ polaris hops. 5.5% abv

armadingos!?!

the first in an exciting new discovery of kind of fantastic beasts. pale ale w/ armarillo hops. 5.5% abv

somos extremos
this is a beer that makes me wish i was less of a monster. it's so good, i never want to let it down. coffee golden ale. 6.5% abv

steve dirkul
matt walrus is headed to the big leagues! lets cheer him on as he realizes baseball is no longer a walrus's game. dunkel lager. 5.5% abv

gobias
do you ever wonder if this writer is thinking in metaphysical terms, or just a large ant? we will never know. protect the queen! err...i mean coffee black ale. 8% abv

xuul
compliments spookywave any and every evening. get dark. doppelbock lager . 8% abv

ant ray cow pants
perfectboy is not in his room. he is not at the train yard, or the craft store. where could he be? find him and win! red ale w/ curry, ginger, and lime. 7.4% abv

 

Nitros

underwater blimp
does anyone even read these? if you do, wink thrice at jeremy when you see him next. brown porter. 7% abv