please report all giant shark sightings to jeff. i repeat, any and all large shark reports or sightings must be turned into jeffrey, shark doctor m.d.


We're not possessed by the devil -- no mama -- we're possessed by the Oliphant 

MORT and TrEEZUS, brewers and acolytes, is Oliphant Brewing 

We is Oliphant 

We make beer

Let unreason reign