hey. our 4 year party is coming up soon! it is saturday, september 22nd. come hang out with us, eat free pig, drink some beer, or not, laugh at josh, tell josh how much you love him, then say just kidding, enjoy the weather on our premium patio, watch out for the phantom ghosts that inhabit our brewery, look at the sun, but not for too long, tell josh he has a nice haircut, tell josh a secret, he won’t keep it, be warned, and lastly but not leasty, meyaowzayzing!
We're not possessed by the devil -- no mama -- we're possessed by the Oliphant
MORT and TrEEZUS, brewers and acolytes, is Oliphant Brewing
We is Oliphant
We make beer
Let unreason reign