funny thing, we experienced multiple shark attack attempts, but no one warned us. why is it we have a shark doctor, but no one is utilizing him? please, we are trying to do good for the world and understand the inner tickings of sharkboys and sharklasses.


We're not possessed by the devil -- no mama -- we're possessed by the Oliphant 

MORT and TrEEZUS, brewers and acolytes, is Oliphant Brewing 

We is Oliphant 

We make beer

Let unreason reign