On tap -- 
everything that is currently on tap!

awesome juice, great job!
it must be spring, almost summer. i can tell that by looking at my seinfield wall calendar.

wit w/ spices and lemon. 5.5% abv

hobocop

i had a great description for this one, but josh just stepped in wet cement. again. excuse me as i pull him out, he is slowly sinking because he panicked and gave up.

gose-style ale w/ sea salt, orange, and lime. 5% abv

chocolate squishy

i had a great dream last night. the current unveiled new broadcasting technology that allowed listeners to see the floating head of the dj. it was interesting.

sour w/ cherries, raspberries, seal salt, cacao nibs, & lactose. 5% abv

lizardize mariguanas

here are some rhyming poems:

it’s ok if you josh it up, but i wouldn’t…

i always try to be good, i always try to be right,

but even if i josh it up, i at least keep my soul light bright.

wet

i walk along the shore, and any direction i take,

if i write a bad poem, i throw my notebook in the lake.

hazy india pale ale. 6.6% abv

honees honees
i just ate a whole jar of prunes, so pardon me if this description is more regular than normal…

peanut butter and honey golden ale w/ lactose. 5.6% abv

giant dwirl detective

twin sister of the sturdy giant boy detective, giant dwirl is a mystery sandwich herself. she is equal parts brain and brawn, and she loves to do alfred hitchcock mystery puzzles.

dark lager. 5% abv

party on wayne

vroom, vroom. gotta win the rat race, but first i have to set up this hands-free bt device. i sure know my way around a race car, but technology? that is something my rat grandchildren try to teach me and i forget it right after lap 1. well, that’s the rat race, still gotta get that cheddar!

blonde ale. 7% abv

red hulk

if you have any information on or photos of the old st. croix mall,

please write to:

jeremy hughes

350 main st. ste. 2

somerset, wi 54025.

red lager. 5.6% abv

somos extremos

you won’t believe this, but i am an alien. go ahead and tell everyone. they will only believe me more because you sound like a crazy person and a liar. smooches.

golden ale w/ coffee. 5.6% abv

gobias

back from A VERY PLEASANT AND RESTFUL NAP TIME. I MUST TAKE NOTE TO NOT ALLOW GOBIAS TO FALL ASLEEP TO KIDZ BOP IN THE FUTURE. IT HAS BEEN, SHALL WE SAY, A VERY HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL DAY. YAY.

BLACK ale w/ COFFEE. 8% abv

jeremy’s got talent

who has talent? jeremy has talent. but that’s not to say you don’t. i just got a really good deal on it and had to horde most of it. i hope you understand.

imperial stout w/ banana and vanilla wafers. 10% abv

crabbin’ on the beach

just in time for 90 degree weather! it’s very thirst-quenching.

please drink in direct sun.

rum barrel aged wee heavy ale. 9.5% abv

to go --
everything that is available to go! (though not listed, everyTHIng on tap is available to go, too!

 

12oz 4 packs

mr. samurai karateguy                                                                                       hazy ipa w/ citra & centennial hops. 6% abv

honees honees                                                                                       peanut butter & honey golden ale w/ lactose. 5.6% abv

teenage muten ninja roshi                                                                                 ddh double india pale ale w/ citra, wakatu, & amarillo hops. 10% abv

lizardize mariguanas                                                                                 ddh india pale ale w/ citra, wakatu, warrior, & amarillo hops. 6.66% abv

 

750mL crowlers

smoked wheat erryday

smoked wheat ale w/ pineapple, lactose, citra hops, & chipotle. 7% abv

 chocolate squishy                                                                             sour ale w/ raspberry, cherry, lactose, cacao nibs, & sea salt. 5% abv 

cuando es el cinco de blah blah blah, you get it                     mole stout. 8.5% abv