On tap -- 
everything that is currently on tap!

blue hulk
bruce xanner is still sad, but now he delicately balances his raging mood swings with natural berry essence. you still won't like him when he is sad, but it has become harder to push him to that breaking point. watch out though, i just heard that his scientific funding may be cut...

lager with blurberry. 5% abv

anutart

this time it is with raspberry fruit. it could make rob thomas cry a hit song out of his mouth. we will let you know what happens.

 raspberry kettle sour. 5% abv

ima crighty pooster
but what does it mean? don't expect an answer from us because we don't know either. it is a very good thing. just make up whatever definition you want in your head. that was hard, wasn't it, now we will prescribe you with a beer or two and everything will just be greaaavy.

milkshake ipa w/ lactose, vanilla, and citra & amarillo hops. 5.6% abv

honees honees
the mascara snake cooed her lovely vibrations at pooh dameron's starship. he became obsessed with her, forgetting to pilot his speeder, leaving christpooper robbins to clean up the mess of the wreckage. that's a run-on sentance, but what do you expect from a big, dumb, doydoy?

golden ale with peanut butter and honey. lactose also tapered. 5.6% abv

smoked wheaT ERRYDAY VER. 4.2.0. : THE NEXT PINNEAPPLESODE
I THINK THIS IS FAIRLY SELF EXPLANATORY. 

SMOKED WHEAT ALE BREWED WITH PINEAPPLES, LACTOSE, CHIPOTLE PEPPERS, AND CITRA HOPS. 7% abv

AWESOME JUICE, GREAT JOB!
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT I AM THINKING ABOUT WHEN I WRITE THESE? ME EITHER. I JUST MAKE IT QUICK BECAUSE USUALLY I Have to pee and i just move my lower extremities to music to hold it off until the very last....whoops. i will be right back.

BELGIAN WIT W/ LEMON AND SPICES. 5.1% abv

somos extremos
i just found out about this thing called internet. it sounds cool, but it also sounds complex. how am i supposed to choose where i go? am i supposed to fall down one big rabbit hole forever, clutching and grabbing at bits of information as i exist in a state of permanent free fall. okay, neat! bring your hot dogs.

coffee golden ale. 6.5% abv

PARTY ON WAYNE

BLONDE BLONDE BLONDE, BLONDE BLONDE BLONDE ALE.

BLONDE BLONDE BLONDE, BLONDE BLONDE BLONDE BLONDE BLONDE

AAAALLLLEEEEEEEE. IN MY HA-AN-AND. BLO-ONDE ALE. 

- THE BLEACH BOYS

BLONDE ALE. 7% abv

PARTY ON GARTH

THIS IS QUITE LIT. ALMOST AS LIT AS MY FIRST TIME MEDITATING. THERE WAS NO TRANSCENDENCE, BUT I DID MEET A GUIDE WITH A BOWL CUT AND FANCY SUIT. ALSO THERE WERE A BUNCH OF CHARACTERS GETTING READY FOR A JOURNEY OR A REAL LONG HIKE. MY GUIDE WANTED TO FEED SOMETHING IN A TENT I HAD IN MY YARD...BUT THEN I CAME BACK TO THE REAL WORLD VIA A GOOSE HONKING. DARN GOOSE. IF YOU'RE WONDERING, IT'S THE SAME GOOSE THAT CHASED ME ONCE. 

black ale. 6% abv

BOODOIR
WE ARE LIKE HALF WAY TO HALLOWEEN, PRETTY MUCH SO TRY THIS SPOOKY CONCOCTION THAT HAS HAUNTED A FEW BOURBON BARRELS FOR ALMOST A YEAR. CONFUSED BY WHAT I AM TYPING? LEARN COMPUTERS! WE LOVE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIG THIS LATEST BARREL AGED OFFERING. AND A WARNING TO THOSE ENJOYING THIS; IN DOING SO, A GHOST MAY FOLLOW YOU HOME! HAHAHAHAAHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHHA. 

WOODFORD RESERVE BOURBON BARREL AGED DOPPELBOCK LAGER. 9% abv

also bort
here is a sad poem i just wrote;

tear streaked cheeks, polka dot sheets. i miss my childhood. NOW i got THE RUNS.

belgian tripel. 9% abv

amphibious rodent
my brother had a sweet rat tail growing up. it went especially well with tank tops and fast bikes. he also said when he was a big boy he had a motorcycle. my brother is cool. i already knew it, but this just strengthens the notion.  

black ale with cacao nibs. 8% abv

to go --
everything that is available to go! (though not listed, everything on tap is available to go, too!

 

4pk 16oz Cans

honees honees
helooo-oooo, think mr. fly! there isn't anything in here that you want. josh's fly honey is all gone, yet he is still a fly honey. see what i mean. go buzz off, don't you have a house and road to sweep, sweep, sweep? bye. 

golden ale w/ peanut butter, honey, and lactose. 5.6% abv