on tap -- 
everything that is currently on tap!

awesome juice, great job!
it must be spring, almost summer. i can tell that by looking at my seinfield wall calendar.

wit w/ spices and lemon. 5.5% abv

the mangus

this reminds me of that time in elementary school when that kid at my table told his older brother he lost his gameboy. i have yet to see eyes bug out as far as they did on that boy that day. what a thing, being a kid and learning about responsibilities. his mom should’ve pinned that gameboy to his jacket with string.

mango sour ipa w/lactose 5.6% abv

anutart raspberry

i am secretly planning to give everyone who works in this brewery a bowl cut and then i’m going to walk in with a plate cut and shame them all.

raspberry sour. 5%abv

super squishy

no, for the last time, this is not my nickname.

sour ale w/ blackberry, raspberry, lactose & coconut. 5% abv

honees honees
i just ate a whole jar of prunes, so pardon me if this description is more regular than normal…

peanut butter and honey golden ale w/ lactose. 5.6% abv

mr. samural karateguy

doesn’t ice cream sound really good about now? or how about a lay down on a blanket in a park in the summer, watching butterflies do their thing? mmm, that sounds nice. as i write this i am thinking of strolling down to the fishin’ hole for a quick dip ‘o’ the pole and see if i catch anything besides an old shoe or tire. wish me luck!

ipa w/ citra & centennial hops. 6% abv

truck buddies

twisted steel and burning tires never tasted or looked so good. these friends work hard to save us all from the diabolical towface. i would hope that the next time you see the rough ‘n tough truck buddies, you would toot your horn in appreciation. sheesh!

blackberry milkshake india pale ale w/ lactose. 5.6% abv


my dog waited until I just got into bed and was about to turn the light off to throw up all over the floor. i think it’s payback for convincing him to eat a grasshopper.

oktoberfestbier. 6.6% abv

somos extremos

i snuck a hodag in this. and if anyone says that we should get our own monsters, well, we already have so many that that’s why i’m taking your hodag too!. #dealwithitcuzitsnotabigdealandjustajokeattheendoftheday

coffee golden ale. 6.5% abv

teenage muten ninja roshi

for a good time, drink this beer, or do something constructive. build a birdhouse, plant a garden, write a poem, stab a dracula in the heart, or play jenga and then don’t clean it up.

double india pale ale. 10% abv

peanut butter rodent

hey, person i talked to last saturday, it’s here, one day late i know, but i try not to lie, so here it is.

black ale w/ cacao nibs and peanut butter. 8% abv


just when i thought i was done, matt chimes in, “boys, go to the website once again.” in my mind, i tell him, no you go to my website.

imperial stout w/ coffee, cacao nibs, & almond. 10% abv

to go --
everything that is available to go! (though not listed, everyTHIng on tap is available to go, too!


12oz 4 packs

mr. samurai karateguy                                                                                       hazy ipa w/ citra & centennial hops. 6% abv

honees honees                                                                                     golden ale w/ peanut butter, honey, & lactose. 5.6% abv


750mL crowlers


coffee black ale 8% abv

 2hi2spy                                                                             sour ale w/ grapefruit & lactose. 5% abv 

the little razgul                     raspberry wheat ale. 6% abv