On tap --
everything that is currently on tap!
party on wayne
just you try and ask what this is all about. we will gladly answer and every time you ask, it will be a different answer, but certainly related to your question.
blonde ale. 7% abv
AS I WAS PERUSING MY FINE COLLECTION OF ROCKET CARS, FLOOR CLEANING MACHINES, AND LARGE NOVELTY POCKET KNIFES; I HAD A THOUGHT. WHO'S BIZARRE APARTMENT COMPLEX IS THIS? THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL NIGHTMARE, OR IS IT? IT IS. OR WAS. IT WAS LIKE A DANG BINGE-SESSION OF DREAM VIGNETTES. I AM GONNA SHUT UP, I AM JUST RAMBLING NOW.
NE-STYLE INDIA PALE ALE. 6.6% abv
bird season is upon us. don't believe us? turn around from your desk, look out your car window, or escape from your windowless warehouse job. stand still, close your eyes, and wait. open your eyes when it feels like there are worms crawling on you. quickly count the birds and run back to work. oH i forgot to mention that you cover yourself in peanut butter and bird seed. now the people looking out of their windows can help you count how many birds there are. also, in the rare and unlikely event that the birds go for eyes and other organs, you have a terrified and frozen audience, and i'm sure at least one person may think to call for help. that's reassuring.
saison w/ turmeric & lemongrass. 6% abv
IT IS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR WHEN EVERYONE HAS THAT LOOK IN THEIR EYES. HERE IS OURS.
OKTOBERFEST-STYLE LAGER 6% abv
i'm baaayaccck again! hurry up and drink more of me please, there are only like 30 more kegs of me, i'm worried you won't get enough of me again before i'm gone again. whaaaaaaaaaa.
peanut butter and honey golden ale w/ lactose. 5.6% abv
ima crighty pooster
i am really struggling with something. should i record a soft pop holiday album this year, or try to do something less sad? my pa always told me to go with what you know. sad is what i know, but also hungry is what i know too. joshua! fetch me my yogurt spoon and lets diggy in doggy!
milkshake india pale ale. 5.6% abv
when i was a kid, i came up with this character with some friends called treeman and his companion, pinecone pal. treeman, obviously, can grow to treE-mendous heights. pinecone pal is a master of deception. greatness comes in small handy pocket-sized packages sometimes.
gruit ale w/peppercorns, juniper berry, clove, & caraway seed. 6% abv
peanut butter rodent
i'm just a lonely peanut butter boy. no, man! but i am alone on my moon base. what's that there? an earth hamster? how did you get here? well, how would you like to be friends? i have this here space bong we could make into a rolly ball for you. there, perfect. let's blaze!
black ale w/peanut butter & cacao nibs. 8% abv
teenage muten ninja roshi
whacha! huwho! wieu! wieu! wieu! oh! hi, sorry there. i didn’t hear you come in. i was just practicing my karate sound effects. don’t worry, i am a professional. hiyah! got’cha! but really, don’t try this at home, and definitely don’t try this unsupervised. my master teacher; do Joe, is accredited in the fine arts of karate noise sound effects. if you are interested in taking a course, contact mr. joe at 5-272-8339 (k-ara-tefx).
double dry hopped double india pale ale. 8.5% abv
"WANNA COME OVER AND WATCH THE BLUE MAN GROUP? I HAVE A RECORDED VHS OF A PAY-PER-VIEW PERFORMANCE. ITS WACKY. PLEASE?"
-LONELY, SAD JOSH
BLACK ALE WITH CACAO NIBS. 8% abv
strap in your beautiful, shiny hearts for a lovely, feel good goodie.
coffee black ale. 8% abv
iF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW.
THIS HERE LAGER DUDE HAS A REAL GOOD ATTITUDE. HE LIKES TO WEAR SANDALS THAT ARE TOO SMALL. HE LIKES TO GO SHOPPING INSIDE OF DEAD MALLS. HE DOESN'T LIKE TO RHYME WHEN IT IS EXPECTED OF HIM, AND HE WILL DROP THE MIC AT THE MEREST WHIM.
BALTIC PORTER. 8% abv
to go --
everything that is available to go! (though not listed, everyTHIng on tap is available to go, too!)
12oz 4 packs
party on wayne blonde ale. 7% abv
lizardize mariguanas ne india pale ale. 5.6% abv
honees honees peanut butter & honey golden ale w/ lactose. 5.6% abv
ifeelcream: fruit salad fruit ale w/ cherry, orange, peach, vanilla, & lactose. 8% abv