On tap --
everything that is currently on tap!
i’d say i awoke, but i never fell asleep, inside a theatre. there were big numbers made of glass on the walls, 1-4. a small island was positioned in the middle of the main space. there was a strongman performing feats of strength by pulling apart phone books by the pay phones. and these kids were chanting 1-800- 98 JENny until my hair fell out and i drifted off into candy paralysis.
pilsner. 4.2% abv
GHOST SHIP SPOOKTACTULAR
I DON’T LIKE HALLOWEEN. I LOVE IT! I MEAN, REALLY, I DON’T NEED A WHOLE MONTH TO CELEBRATE SOMETHING SO RAD, I COULD USE A LIFETIME AND IT MAY STILL NOT BE ENOUGH HALLOWEENTIME. AND AS I SIT HERE, I CAN HEAR JOOSH SHOUTING IN THE WAREHOUSE ABOUT TOKYO DRIFTING THE FORKLIFT. YEAH RIGHT. HE WISHES.
INDIA PALE ALE W/ CITRA & AMARILLO HOPS. 5.6% abv
ima crighty pooster
hey, hey, you, you, get out of my shake. just because i share everything else doesn’t mean i share milkshakes. get your own, if you have some of mine i’ll be forced to have another. and we all know that when that train starts rolling, not even a cow on the track is gonna stop me. cow, milk, milkshake, milkshake ipa. it has become full circle.
milkshake INDIA PALE ALE w/ lactose & vanilla. 5.6% abv
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET SUPER chocolate SQUISHED? IT’S MESSY, BUT GOOD.
golden sour ale w/ cherries, cacao nibs, lactose, vanilla, & SEA SALT. 5% abv
i'm baaayaccck again! hurry up and drink more of me please, there are only like 30 more kegs of me, i'm worried you won't get enough of me again before i'm gone again. whaaaaaaaaaa.
peanut butter and honey golden ale w/ lactose. 5.6% abv
i am listening to java right now. how fitting is that? if you haven’t heard them, they are 2 groove machines that cranked out some neo-psych with some friends. it makes me wish i had friends, but i don’t have the time. my uber lordz will crush all my fingers again with large boulders if i don’t stay here and write.
coffee golden ale. 5.6% abv
blizzard of ‘91
when i was little, i was small. i was. believe me! clutch your wizard orb and gaze deeply into it as i smash your head into reality.
pecan pumpkin pie blizzard ale. 4.8% abv
ant ray cow pants
it has been some time now, hasn’t it son? i’d wager a bet that it has been at least a dozen lunar cycles since last we saw each other. remember when i took you out for a ballpark frank and we watched a sport game? i had to take you back to your mom’s early because her boyfriend hot steve was taking you all on a jet cruise. that was fine though because i was needed back at the space academy for starship fighter hero pilots. you can ask me how that’s going, it’s going great btw. love you my boy.
red ale w/ lime leaf, ginger, and red curry. 7.4% abv
duhn duhn duhn duh duh duh duh duh duh duh!
TEQUILA BARREL-AGED DOUBLE BLONDE ALE W/ COFFEE. 9% abv
three is a magic…
belgian-ish tripel-ish. it is good. 9% abv
I BET THAT I AM NOT AS STRONG AS YOU.
ROBUST PORTER. 6% abv
last year’s talent
i have an idea for a product. it is a sock dispensing device called sock-it. you load it with rolled socks, and to dispense a pair, you simply sock it!. and boom! a pair of socks come out!
russian imperial stout w/ coffee, cacao nibs, & almond. 9% abv
to go --
everything that is available to go! (though not listed, everyTHIng on tap is available to go, too!)
12oz 4 packs
lAZERHAWKE ne india pale ale. 5.6% abv
lizardize mariguanas ne india pale ale. 6.6666666666666666% ab
honees honees peanut butter & honey golden ale w/ lactose. 5.6% abv
hunkboy robust porter. 6% abv
SOMOS EXTREMOS GOLDEN ALE WITH COFFEE. 5.6% abv
brown sugar brown brown english-style brown ale. 6.5% abv