On tap --
everything that is currently on tap!
awesome juice, great job!
it must be spring, almost summer. i can tell that by looking at my seinfield wall calendar.
wit w/ spices and lemon. 5.5% abv
i had a great description for this one, but josh just stepped in wet cement. again. excuse me as i pull him out, he is slowly sinking because he panicked and gave up.
gose-style ale w/ sea salt, orange, and lime. 5% abv
i had a great dream last night. the current unveiled new broadcasting technology that allowed listeners to see the floating head of the dj. it was interesting.
sour w/ cherries, raspberries, seal salt, cacao nibs, & lactose. 5% abv
here are some rhyming poems:
it’s ok if you josh it up, but i wouldn’t…
i always try to be good, i always try to be right,
but even if i josh it up, i at least keep my soul light bright.
i walk along the shore, and any direction i take,
if i write a bad poem, i throw my notebook in the lake.
hazy india pale ale. 6.6% abv
i just ate a whole jar of prunes, so pardon me if this description is more regular than normal…
peanut butter and honey golden ale w/ lactose. 5.6% abv
giant dwirl detective
twin sister of the sturdy giant boy detective, giant dwirl is a mystery sandwich herself. she is equal parts brain and brawn, and she loves to do alfred hitchcock mystery puzzles.
dark lager. 5% abv
party on wayne
vroom, vroom. gotta win the rat race, but first i have to set up this hands-free bt device. i sure know my way around a race car, but technology? that is something my rat grandchildren try to teach me and i forget it right after lap 1. well, that’s the rat race, still gotta get that cheddar!
blonde ale. 7% abv
if you have any information on or photos of the old st. croix mall,
please write to:
350 main st. ste. 2
somerset, wi 54025.
red lager. 5.6% abv
you won’t believe this, but i am an alien. go ahead and tell everyone. they will only believe me more because you sound like a crazy person and a liar. smooches.
golden ale w/ coffee. 5.6% abv
back from A VERY PLEASANT AND RESTFUL NAP TIME. I MUST TAKE NOTE TO NOT ALLOW GOBIAS TO FALL ASLEEP TO KIDZ BOP IN THE FUTURE. IT HAS BEEN, SHALL WE SAY, A VERY HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL DAY. YAY.
BLACK ale w/ COFFEE. 8% abv
jeremy’s got talent
who has talent? jeremy has talent. but that’s not to say you don’t. i just got a really good deal on it and had to horde most of it. i hope you understand.
imperial stout w/ banana and vanilla wafers. 10% abv
crabbin’ on the beach
just in time for 90 degree weather! it’s very thirst-quenching.
please drink in direct sun.
rum barrel aged wee heavy ale. 9.5% abv
to go --
everything that is available to go! (though not listed, everyTHIng on tap is available to go, too!)
12oz 4 packs
mr. samurai karateguy hazy ipa w/ citra & centennial hops. 6% abv
honees honees peanut butter & honey golden ale w/ lactose. 5.6% abv
teenage muten ninja roshi ddh double india pale ale w/ citra, wakatu, & amarillo hops. 10% abv
lizardize mariguanas ddh india pale ale w/ citra, wakatu, warrior, & amarillo hops. 6.66% abv
smoked wheat erryday
smoked wheat ale w/ pineapple, lactose, citra hops, & chipotle. 7% abv
chocolate squishy sour ale w/ raspberry, cherry, lactose, cacao nibs, & sea salt. 5% abv
cuando es el cinco de blah blah blah, you get it mole stout. 8.5% abv