On tap --
everything that is currently on tap!
we hired a new social media guru; qwerty. we were told we were too far out there and such. i still don’t believe it, but when you’re not in charge, what are you to do? who knew qwerty would rule with such force? we’ve been hunted and pecked and i am about sick of. 10 more times and i am thru!
lager. 4% abv
i dreamt that i was at josh’s farmhouse (he doesn’t have a farmhouse) for a party or something, maybe it was his brother’s wedding? idk. anywho, there was a lot of food there. that was cool. it was a good dream. on my way to the party i got lost, which is a recurring motif in my dreams. I was trying to find my car after wondering around a questionable neighborhood. i met a jogging man. he was very nice; the sort of nice while also being condescending, but before he was able to fill me in where i was, i had already figured out where i was. i was still nice to him and thanked him for his helpful ways. though, i was certainly fine by myself. so, thank you jogging man from my dreams, and don’t read too much into that, i said jogging man from my dreams, not of my dreams. that is an entirely different can of hunks.
blackberry & raspberry sour w/ lactose, sea salt, & coconut. 5% abv
more like rad berry, am i rite? heheheheheheheheh. alright, grab your variflex and let’s skate the bank until the manager comes out. then we will pour a shake on him and dip a fry in the shake on his head as we roll past, saying “mmm, tasty!”
raspberry sour. 5% abv
mr. samurai karateguy
listen, i don’t have infinite time to be funny, witty, smart, or ponderous all the time. so, back off if you were expecting something like that, and turn around and step onto my reality coaster. this is a beer. it is an india pale ale style, hazy with some hops. cool. ok. that was fun! want to ride again? didn’t think so. i’m so gonna try to whip the table cloth off of my kitchen table without disturbing any dishes or place settings, when i get home. “that’ll show ‘em!” says jeremy’s brain.
tone poem by josh
hazy india pale ale with citra and centennial hops. 6% abv
so this last description got people all sorts of befuddled and confrizzled. to be clear, honees will never not ever not go away. i hope that clears things up.
qwarty, the new h.r. (qwerty didn’t cut it)
peanut butter and honey golden ale w/ lactose. 5.6% abv
i would like you to try to tell me i am watching too many real ghost videos on youtube. i will counter with, “i think there are too many ghost videos that aren’t very good on youtube. i am trying to find the good ones.”
milkshake india pale ale w/ coffee, lactose, & a great mystery solved by the middle of season 2. 5.6% abv
TEENAGE MUTEN NINJA ROSHI
LET ME SET A SCENE IF I MAY; IT IS A HOT, WET NIGHT IN A SPRAWLING CITY’S ALLEY. YOU TAKE IT AS A SHORT CUT AFTER YOUR LONG SHIFTS AT THE PIZZA STORE. THERE ARE USUALLY SOUNDS OF SCURRYING RATS COMING AT YOU FROM ALL ANGLES, BUT TONIGHT FEELS DIFFERENT… SHOOT, YOU REALIZE YOU LEFT YOUR TAKE HOME PIZZA AT WORK. YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS, TURN AROUND AND RISK LOOKING LIKE A FORGETFUL IDIOT, OR JUST CONTINUE HOME AND EAT A SANDWICH, THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH BETTER PIZZA WOULD HAVE BEEN.
DOUBLE DRY-HOPPED DOUBLE INDIA PALE ALE W/ WAKATU, AMARILLO, & CITRA HOPS. 9% abv
i just asked what josh thought of this beer, and in his normal ‘please punch me’ voice, he answered; “yeah, it’s pretty good.” this, unbeknownst to me, caused a chain reaction of flared tempers, red faces, and ultimately a tear in josh’s new pants. “par for the course” said matt. par for the course indeed.
smoked scottish-style ale. 8% abv
I STARTED MAKING MUSIC IN MY BEDROOM IN THE EARLY 2000’S. I HAD A BLACK EPIPHONE GUITAR, SOME MICS, A MULTI-EFX PEDAL, AND A TASCAM 4 TRACK TAPE CASSETTE RECORDER. IT WAS FUN. ALMOST ALL THE MUSIC IS UNLISTENABLE, BUT IT WAS FUN.
imperial stout w/ coffee, cOFFEE, & SEA SALT. 9% abv
if i was a product reviewer i would try to have some fun with it.
coffee black ale. 8% abv
it has returned. the sequel to last year’s just horseplay. same beer, different bourbon, tasty trongis trongs and feelings lurkin! if ye be wanting this here fanciful scrawling, look no further and crawl upside down thru your mind’s eye tunnel and snatch a crowler or tulip from those low-hanging synapses. be quiet and smooth, and i will tell no one of the wonder thou dost hath embarked upon. cheereth!
bourbon barrel aged russian imperial stout. 10% abv
HUngy for goomungee
there, now do you see?
rum barrel aged imperial brown sugar brown brown w/ maple syrup. 10% abv
to go --
everything that is available to go! (though not listed, everyTHIng on tap is available to go, too!)
12oz 4 packs
hunkboy robust porter. 6% abv
SUPERtalentFRAGILISTEC russian imperial stout with evening flavors. 9% abv
teenage muten ninja roshi double india pale ale. 9% abv
anutart raspberry kettle sour w/ raspberries. 5% abv
xuul doppelbock lager. 8% abv
super squishy fun sour with funner ingredients. 5% abv