On tap --
everything that is currently on tap!
party on wayne
just you try and ask what this is all about. we will gladly answer and every time you ask, it will be a different answer, but certainly related to your question.
blonde ale. 7% abv
zap, zap. boink. whoom! ka-powie! these are sound effects.
hazy ipa w/ citra, centennial, and wakatu hops. 5.6% abv
ima crighty pooster
milkshake india pale ale. 5.6% abv
rinngo starrship deanner razzenberry
it's hard to name beers, and now it is even harder. i had an accidental operation and had the creative cluster in my brain area removed. all beers from here on out will be named jeremy. i am jeremy. this beer is also jeremy.
wheat ale w/ rhythmic red raspberries. 6% abv
i'm baaayaccck! hurry up and drink me please, there are only like 30 kegs of me, i'm worried you won't get enough of me before i'm gone again. whaaaaaaaaaa.
peanut butter and honey golden ale w/ lactose. 5.6% abv
if i was twice the hunk you are, i'd be a double hunk, maybe even more because my dad says i am close to being a hunk. he also says that i should move out of his house. oh dad, you are so funny. dad jokes, am i right? lol.
robust porter. 6% abv
CATS CATS CATS CATS!!!
WE COLLECTIVELY HAVE 4 CATS. I HAVE BABY CC, TRAVIS HAS FRAN AND LUCKY, AND THERE IS ALSO A KITTEN. IDK WHAT IS IS CALLED. THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS BEER, OR ITS NAME.
INDIA PALE ALE W/ CASCADE, CENTENNIAL, COLUMBUS, AND CHINOOK HOPS.. 6% abv
back on tap after a booty kick. sometimes you are naughty and need to be put in your place, or we wanted to put a different beer on and put it in 'timeout'.
KETTLE SOUR WITH RASPberries. 5% abv
squirtin' back onto the scene; this beer doesn't take any guff. imagine a skateboarder with skateboard hands and feet. cool, right?.
milk stout fermented with hefeweizen yeast. 6.5% abv
"WANNA COME OVER AND WATCH THE BLUE MAN GROUP? I HAVE A RECORDED VHS OF A PAY-PER-VIEW PERFORMANCE. ITS WACKY. PLEASE?"
-LONELY, SAD JOSH
BLACK ALE WITH CACAO NIBS. 8% abv
strap in your beautiful, shiny hearts for a lovely, feel good goodie.
coffee black ale. 8% abv
sealin' the deal
if you can read this follow my directions carefully:
get your finest linen fancy clothes out. put a swimsuit on underneath said fancy clothes. take a spin in the spray tanner, and meet me at apprlebrees for a marg-e. we will then discuss the rest and maybe take out my pepper's broat. vroom vroom.
tequilla barrel-aged gose-style ale w/ sea salt and lime. 6% abv
to go --
everything that is available to go! (though not listed, everything on tap is available to go, too!)
12oz 4 packs
brown sugar brown brown english-style brown ale. 6.5% abv
party on wayne blonde ale. 7% abv
lazerhawke hazy india pale ale. 5.6% abv
lizardize mariguanas hazy india pale ale. 6.6% abv
tiny kisses rum barrel aged brown ale w/ cinnamon and maple syrup. 9% abv
amphibious rodent black ale brewed with cacao nibs. 8% abv