on tap --
everything that is currently on tap!
this is a new beer. it is very scrumptious. don’t you just love that word? when you slow down and really annunciate it, it feels like you lips are about to float off to somewhere dreamy.
lager. 6% abv
this reminds me of that time in elementary school when that kid at my table told his older brother he lost his gameboy. i have yet to see eyes bug out as far as they did on that boy that day. what a thing, being a kid and learning about responsibilities. his mom should’ve pinned that gameboy to his jacket with string.
mango sour ipa w/lactose 5.6% abv
i am secretly planning to give everyone who works in this brewery a bowl cut and then i’m going to walk in with a plate cut and shame them all.
raspberry sour. 5%abv
no, for the last time, this is not my nickname.
sour ale w/ blackberry, raspberry, lactose & coconut. 5% abv
i just read something that i made up that blew my own mind. did you know that cats descended from land fish??? like what? my cat cc is picky, and only eats fish. that’s like some ancestral cannabisism! dang. i’m spooked!
peanut butter & honey golden ale w/ lactose. 5.6% abv
“general! we got bogeys on our tail feathers, and the lizard people are scuttling all about. what do we do?!?” the general sat perched in his war nest; watching. waiting. “ensign!” squawked general lazerhawke, “get me some thinkin’ worms, this is gonna be an all nighter.”
ipa w/ citra, wakatu, & centennial hops. 6.6% abv
twisted steel and burning tires never tasted or looked so good. these friends work hard to save us all from the diabolical towface. i would hope that the next time you see the rough ‘n tough truck buddies, you would toot your horn in appreciation. sheesh!
blackberry milkshake india pale ale w/ lactose. 5.6% abv
brown sugar brown brown
an original recipe from trevor’s family. grandma wortyman spent years perfecting the balance of this beverage, much like that of a tight rope walker. also, she too was in the circus, not as a tightrope walker, but as the elephant clean up crew. wow, the things you find out!
english-style brown ale. 6.5% abv
i snuck a hodag in this. and if anyone says that we should get our own monsters, well, we already have so many that that’s why i’m taking your hodag too!. #dealwithitcuzitsnotabigdealandjustajokeattheendoftheday
coffee golden ale. 6.5% abv
brewery work is hot. it is also not that special or great. honestly, there is no difference between you sitting at your desk being an accountant, and me sitting here at my art desk typing this garbage…except for the chattering shouts of josh in the warehouse. i can certainly tell he is driving the forklift around, almost destroying everything, saying “whoopsie, sorry!”
double india pale ale. 10% abv
peanut butter rodent
hey, person i talked to last saturday, it’s here, one day late i know, but i try not to lie, so here it is.
black ale w/ cacao nibs and peanut butter. 8% abv
the kindness trap variant
just when i thought i was done, matt chimes in, “boys, go to the website once again.” in my mind, i tell him, no you go to my website.
bourbon barrel-aged coffee imperial stout. 10% abv
to go --
everything that is available to go! (though not listed, everyTHIng on tap is available to go, too!)
12oz 4 packs
mr. samurai karateguy ipa w/ citra & centennial hops. 6% abv
lazerhawke ipa w/ citra, wakatu, & centennial hops. 6.6% abv
coffee black ale 8% abv
brown sugar brown brown english-style brown ale. 6.5% abv
red hulk red lager. 6% abv