on tap --
everything that is currently on tap!
awesome juice, great job!
it must be spring, almost summer. i can tell that by looking at my seinfield wall calendar.
wit w/ spices and lemon. 5.5% abv
this reminds me of that time in elementary school when that kid at my table told his older brother he lost his gameboy. i have yet to see eyes bug out as far as they did on that boy that day. what a thing, being a kid and learning about responsibilities. his mom should’ve pinned that gameboy to his jacket with string.
mango sour ipa w/lactose 5.6% abv
if you ask where we got these berries, i will tell you. the internet. www.fruit.com.
kettle sour ale w/ raspberry. 5% abv
no, for the last time, this is not my nickname.
sour ale w/ blackberry, raspberry, lactose & coconut. 5% abv
i just ate a whole jar of prunes, so pardon me if this description is more regular than normal…
peanut butter and honey golden ale w/ lactose. 5.6% abv
mr. samural karateguy
doesn’t ice cream sound really good about now? or how about a lay down on a blanket in a park in the summer, watching butterflies do their thing? mmm, that sounds nice. as i write this i am thinking of strolling down to the fishin’ hole for a quick dip ‘o’ the pole and see if i catch anything besides an old shoe or tire. wish me luck!
ipa w/ citra & centennial hops. 6% abv
this is for the fans of our animated automatic vehicle robot friend show, truck buddies.
milkshake ipa w/ blackberries. 5.6% abv
it is a combination batguy, davedevil, bryce banner, and boy hellman. it is yummy.
red lager. 6% abv
check this out (i put my hands on my mouth and blow air through them so it sounds like a fart).
robust porter. 6% abv
teenage muten ninja roshi
for a good time, drink this beer, or do something constructive. build a birdhouse, plant a garden, write a poem, stab a dracula in the heart, or play jenga and then don’t clean it up.
double india pale ale. 10% abv
yet again, this one is not about ghosts. they say, jeremy, “enough with the ghosts”, and thens i say, “enough with you!”. then it is another time out for me, but little do they know, i just treat it as a nap.
russian imperial stout w/ raspberry and peanut butter. 10% abv
crabbin’ on the beach
just in time for 90 degree weather! it’s very thirst-quenching.
please drink in direct sun.
rum barrel aged wee heavy ale. 9.5% abv
to go --
everything that is available to go! (though not listed, everyTHIng on tap is available to go, too!)
12oz 4 packs
mr. samurai karateguy hazy ipa w/ citra & centennial hops. 6% abv
crabbin on the beach rum barrel-aged wee heavy, conditioned on ridley scotch eggs. 9.5% abv
2hi2spy sour ale w/ grapefruit & lactose. 5% abv
gobias coffee black ale. 8% abv
the little razgul raspberry wheat ale. 6% abv